LEISURE &
ARTS
FINAL ACCOUNTING
By Barbara Ley Toffler (Broadway Books, 272 pages, $24.95)
From 1995 to 1999, Ms. Toffler headed the
Ethics and Responsible Business Practices Group at Arthur Andersen, at one time
a respectable sort of job title but, after the accounting scandals, an oxymoron
if there ever was one. Ms. Toffler was not an accountant but a consultant who
peddled ethics programs to Andersen clients, programs that involved setting up
an in-house ethics officer and instituting various policies and procedures, like
a hot line or ombudsman for handling complaints. All this ethics help,
naturally, generated plenty of fees for Andersen.
"Final Accounting" is the morbidly
fascinating story of Ms. Toffler's metamorphosis from naive ethics consultant to
cynical, chastened ethics consultant. Ms. Toffler tells a broader story, too, of
an important company, a guardian of free markets, going from the motto "think
straight, talk straight" to something close to: lie, cheat and shred. She wants
to give us a sense, she says, of "what it was like to work at a respected
company as its culture began to decay" and of "what happens when the values of
an organization begin to distort your own."
How could Andersen have been such a docile
guard dog? How could it have ignored the transgressions of its clients, from
WorldCom to Enron? Ms. Toffler's main conclusion is that the Andersen culture
was corrupted by the grab for consulting dollars. As others have noted by now,
an accountant finds it very difficult to sound off about a client's financial
shenanigans if he needs the client's far more lucrative consulting business.
The story begins when a headhunter calls
Ms. Toffler. At the time, she is running her own consulting business, after
eight years at Harvard Business School as an assistant professor of
organizational behavior. She joins up, soon discovering a corporate atmosphere
where ethics matter little; she thinks that she can change Andersen but
discovers that she is just a fragile individual who doesn't walk but runs to
change her own ethics to conform with those of the organization she now works
for.
She becomes a hustler who now admits to
elbowing aside internal competitors with the best of them and, pressured by
partners, fleecing her clients by billing them for vastly more than what she
thought the firm's ethics services were worth. It is a deliciously sordid tale,
where Ms. Toffler plays the role of a minister trying to adapt to four years in
a brothel.
Ms. Toffler, who wrote "Final Accounting"
with Jennifer Reingold, a senior editor at Worth magazine, names many names,
including Joseph Berardino, the ex-CEO of Andersen, whom she portrays
unflatteringly as an entirely pecuniary man, even though she credits him with
doing the right thing by disclosing the firm's shredding of Enron documents. She
is especially critical of Andersen's refusal to start its own ethics program.
But she saves the harshest criticism for
herself. In what can only be described as professional hara-kari, she recounts
the many things that she is ashamed of doing, such as pouncing on a young
public-relations woman and billing her $250,000 a month to teach her how to set
up an ethics office. She describes the tricks of the trade, such as "billing
your brains out" and the "fee f---," which refers to the Darwinian way that fees
were split up internally, often causing the client to lose out on the most
qualified Andersen person for the job so that the firm could reward the partner
who reeled the client in.
Ms. Toffler's biggest crime, as an author,
is her humorlessness, given the irony in her predicament. A lesser one has to do
with the wounded credibility of her point of view: If she did all these yucky
things, is it possible that her mea culpa is less than pure -- that it is meant
to be exculpatory? She may well be trying to pull back the curtain on corporate
grime. But she may also want to show us graphic evidence of how corporations can
crush otherwise virtuous individuals, presenting herself as Exhibit A.
In any case "Final Accounting" may not help
Ms. Toffler's career as an ethics consultant, a profession that comes out
looking as bad as that of accountants. Her description of a consultant is
someone who "borrows your watch to tell you what time it is." And Ms. Toffler
implies that ethics consultants are like all the rest, although hamstrung
because, legally, people who pour their hearts out in confidential ethics
sessions can be subpoenaed for what they say there. This has a certain chilling
effect. So much for the ethics of probing a firm's ethics.
---
Ms. Spiro is a financial writer
based in Greenwich, Conn.
Bookshelf
Ethics and Andersen Didn't Add Up
By Leah
Nathans Spiro
03/20/2003
The Wall Street
Journal
D8
(Copyright (c) 2003, Dow Jones & Company, Inc.)
It was her lowest professional moment.
Barbara Toffler was having lunch with a favorite CEO, a former client. "Now, as
I sat with him in a private dining room in the financial district looking over
New York harbor, he called me to account. . . . `You were selling us stuff you
didn't think we needed.' Then he summed it all up with one sentence. `Barbara,
this is not the you I used to know,' he said. I had to agree with him. This was
not the me I used to know."
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