 | If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. |
| If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy
are canceled by the diet soda. |
| When you eat with someone else, your calories don't count if they eat
more than you do. |
| Foods used for medicinal purposes don't have calories, such as hot
chocolate, brandy, toast and Sara Lee Cheesecake. |
| If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner. |
| Movie related foods do not have calories because they are part of the
entertainment, such as Milk Duds, buttered popcorn, Junior Mints and Tootsie
Rolls. |
| Cookie pieces don't have any calories. The breakage causes the calories
to leak out. |
| Things licked off knives and spoons have no calories if you are in
the process of making something else. Examples: Peanut butter on a knife
while making a peanut butter & jelly sandwich or ice cream on a spoon
while making a sundae. |
| Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples:
spinach and pistachio ice cream, mushrooms and white chocolate. Note: Chocolate
is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color. |
